"Wolves"

This post is part of a series: Part I, "scream!" and Part II, "Wolves."

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Wolfie and Ghost are at the club. There are mainly werewolves, goblins, and demons in the mix. Wolfie and Ghost are at the bar and all the monsters keep passing through Ghost.

Ghost: This is so annoying. I can't be a proper wingghost for you if no one even sees me come up to them.

Wolfie: I'm just having a good time hanging with you. 

Ghost: Man. Today I felt like "I've been running through the jungle" trying to get all my errands done.

Wolfie: Woah. You can't say that. 

Ghost: What?

Wolfie: That you ran through the jungle. That's pretty offensive.

Ghost: Oh. I didn't know. Would it be okay if I said, "i've been running with the wolves" instead?

Wolfie: Barely. 

Ghost: I'm sorry. I take it back. I don't want "to get to you" like that.

Wolfie: It's all good. I just thought you should know. We're not going to lose our friendship over this. It's like if I was talking to Drac and told him that "i've been down the darkest alleys." I haven't and darkest alley is a derogatory term for a coffin. 

Ghost: Woah. I had no idea. So the other day when I overheard some werewolves talk about how they "saw the dark side of the moon." Bad or neutral?

Wolfie: Stoned. Were they listening to Pink Floyd as this was happening?

Ghost: (laughing) I have no idea. 

Wolfie: Don't let these things "get to you" okay? 

Ghost: I just don't know what I can say or not. 

Wolfie: No one really does. If someone says something is offensive just don't do it again. 

Ghost: Deal. So, anyone you want to hit on?

Wolfie: Maybe not tonight. "I've looked for love in every stranger" and I’m not interested.

Ghost: It doesn't fix the loneliness. The whole finding a one-time fling thing. It "took too much to ease the anger."

Wolfie: Tonight I'm "all for you." I do have a question though. Don't get offended. Can you be with another ghost?

Ghost: (winking) or ghoul.

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